my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”
pt 2: i saw a salamander (which i was terrified of for some reason) and i had a nightmare so i woke my mum up in the middle of the night saying “the salad man is coming”
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